Food Personification: Part 1

One of my all-time favorite foods is cotton candy. I mean, seriously. Have you every experienced a texture so mind-blowing? It's pink and pretty and it melts right when you eat it. It is basically eating an abominable snowman's beard WHILE YOU ARE AT A CARNIVAL (or Santa Cruz).
The first time I had a churro was last year during a "hate" program held in my dorm's ballroom. While they were talking about gay and racial slurs, I was chowin' down on a Spanish donut. It was good bribery to get me to sit through the speeches. By the end of the program, my lap was covered in cinnamon sugar. Good stuff.